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At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.
She was too short to see over the fence.
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall.
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso.
I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
You realize you're not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital.
You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.
She did her best to help him.
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor's yard.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something.
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
There's probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared.
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
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